Chitty BANG BANG!!!

I don't believe this. I have to write this down...




As I look outside the window while I type, I can see jaw-dropping images...

Not of the wind and the sun...

Or rain and hail...

Or trash cans on the backyards...

Or the flying cardboards...

Or the chimneys belching smoke...

Or the bare rose shrubs...




The guy whose house my window faces has the curtains of his window drawn apart. I can see his silhouette. He's watching a porn movie and making no bones about it.